The Tap

Opinions. On tap.

Pub culture, great views, cold ones and the occasional take worth reading. Pull up a stool.

The Tap covers pub culture, travel, golf, fishing and the kind of opinions that come out after the second round. Stories about the road, the fairway, the water and the bar. Written for people who wear their experience rather than talk about it.

The Unwritten Rules of the Lineup
4 June 2026

The Unwritten Rules of the Lineup

Surfing has no rulebook. It has something worse — everyone knows the rules and nobody wrote them down.

The Pint After the Game
28 May 2026

The Pint After the Game

You played. You coached. Your son won. At some point the roles blur and it's just two people who understand what happened on a field, having a drink.

The Campfire Debrief: Why You Always Make the Fire
21 May 2026

The Campfire Debrief: Why You Always Make the Fire

There are better ways to start a fire. Nobody uses them. A guide to the outdoor world's oldest pub.

The Beach Pint: Why We Keep Coming Back to the Same Place
14 May 2026

The Beach Pint: Why We Keep Coming Back to the Same Place

Same club. Same table. Same view. The sons are at one end, the dads at the other. Nobody planned it this way.

The Surface Interval: What the Reef Looks Like After Thirty Years Away
7 May 2026

The Surface Interval: What the Reef Looks Like After Thirty Years Away

I spent five years underwater in my twenties. Then life happened. Here's what I remember — and what the reef has been doing without me.

The Last Cast: Why Fishermen Never Actually Go Home
30 April 2026

The Last Cast: Why Fishermen Never Actually Go Home

Every fisherman has a "last cast" that wasn't. A look at why the fish is almost beside the point.

The 19th Hole: Golf's Best Bit Has Nothing to Do With Golf
24 April 2026

The 19th Hole: Golf's Best Bit Has Nothing to Do With Golf

The round is eighteen holes. The game is nineteen. Why the post-round pub tradition is the real reason most golfers keep coming back.

What Your Order Says About Your Pint of View
23 April 2026

What Your Order Says About Your Pint of View

A completely unscientific but surprisingly accurate guide to pub archetypes. You know who you are. So does everyone else at the table.

Route 66: The Road That Refused to Die
17 April 2026

Route 66: The Road That Refused to Die

They decommissioned it in 1985. Nobody told the road. Why the Mother Road is more alive now than it has been in decades.

Why the Pub is the Last Honest Place Left
11 April 2026

Why the Pub is the Last Honest Place Left

Everywhere else you go, people are performing. The pub is where that stops.